We Discovered Dookie

Further Encounters of our Multifamily Residential Wildlife Team

Wildlife converges with multifamily living in the most unusual ways. WellTech Pest Solutions Wildlife Team has had its share of unique experiences so far this year. We have reported to you about our experiences from a sunbathing chicken, a wall ferret, and a baby bat, but this next one made us do a double take…

Location: Largo

Object: “Wait, is that a…..???”

Our wildlife team upon entering the apartment observed a small, brownish-black, and disturbingly cylindrical. It looked, to put it delicately, like a discarded…well, you get the picture. In other words, it seemed the family pet or a small child had an accident.

The “object” twitched. Then, it extended a tiny, menacing-looking claw. The brown, cylindrical creature began to move, scuttling sideways with surprising speed. It was, undeniably, a crawfish. A crawfish that looked, for all the world, like a…a very convincing imitation of something else entirely.

By the way, our team removes “biotoxins” from apartments in a process called “biotoxin mitigation”. However, this wasn’t the case, during this outing. The team ended up removing this crawdaddy, which we are now dubbing “mud nugget” or “sewer shrimp”, based upon its likeness.

In this encounter, no animals were harmed. Additionally, no dogs were scolded by their owners and no children were shamed. Our confused crustacean wasn’t flushed down the crapper, either. The Wildlife Team released the “little stinker” we have named “Dookie” back into the Florida wild.

We hope this silliness brought you joy, especially if you have had a sh*tty day. LOL. Please like and share this story to your friends and family. Or feel free to share the photo on your social media.

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